Tis the season for Spanx. Fa la la la la, a big fat nope.
Can we please just take a minute and talk about a major issue the women of our nation are currently facing?
Underwear shopping. Where your options have been reduced to a suffocating body suit or some nearly invisible string.
You know what’s more fun than going underwear shopping? Well, for starters, a root canal. Without novocaine. Done by a blind circus monkey. Or being forced to watch 197 consecutive episodes of Celebrity Apprentice. Commercial free. While someone is simultaneously dragging their nails down a chalk board next to you. Or God forbid, ...